Culzean Autoclassica - 23/24 August 2008 Report
and photos
by
Jim Paterson.
Culzean Castle in Ayrshire hosted its second year of the "Autoclassica",
with its display of historic, classic, exotic and modern vehicles. CCHMSC joined the extravaganza to show the spectators what historic
rallying was all about.
The crews who joined the event
performed for an enthusiastic crowd on the Saturday with an autotest
display that had tyres squealing and smoke rising, in main from
Archie Simmonds in his Midget guided by William Thompson, and Bryan Mutch
from the Emerald Isle in his BMW2002, with fellow Irishman Ken
McEntee. It was however the smaller cars that led the field at this
point with Archie in the lead followed by Nairn Brown one second
behind in his Sebring modified "Frogeye" Sprite, with Peter Sandground pointing him
the right direction. Johnny Graham threw his rare Porsche 356 round
the course, making co-driver Brendan Mullan pull his seat belt a bit
tighter to come home within 2 seconds of Archie's Midget.
After lunch a couple of tests in the
fields within the castle estate followed, though we were concerned
that recent heavy rainfall would bog the cars down. The grass though
wet and slippery to start with did not deter our intrepid
competitors, determined to beat the elements. Though the times were
slower Archie still pulled out more of a lead, whilst Nairn's Sprite
was being equalled by Bryan's BMW2002 which seemed to favour the
wet. Johnny and Brendan in the 356, complete in summer linens and
straw panamas, were still only one second behind the Sprite, BMW duo.
From there we motored to the old
Turnberry airfield, home to the only Grand Prix circuit in Scotland,
back in the forties and fifties. The open flowing site was perfect
for a series of tests which threw up much dust, or as the Scots
would say "stoor", and gave organisers and spectators and
interesting time trying to dodge the dust clouds as they blew over
the site. It's amazing that even a simple slalom can confuse a crew
in full flight. It all appears so easy on paper but in the heat of
competition when the red mist comes down it can all go to pot. The
top runners stay cool, or so they tell me. A good memory and sense
of direction also helps!
Once again Archie was showing quick
times, but after a fluffed first run Bob Gillespie directed driver
Jonathan Campbell in the MGB roadster round in the fastest time, one
second quicker than the midget crew. Goes to show that sure and
steady can win the day. The Irish BMW duo were only a couple
of seconds behind, a testament to their determination, as the
alternator had failed on the car and the battery was going down
fast.
Airfields tend to be built in wide
open spaces, and Turnberry is no exception. We could see the clouds
gathering and before the day was finished the rain joined us just to
remind us what miserable weather this summer has thrown at us.
However the crews battled on, some like Alan Gibb in his 1954
Doretti with Richard Larter kept the top down and the wipers on. Not
sure if that was foolhardy or the top is just a pain to erect!
The final test was a cracker, made up
of no less than three joined together. More a test of memory and
clarity of the co-driver, to lead his driver in the right direction.
A few 360 turns can throw even the most experienced co-driver off
balance. Not Willie Thompson who kept his cool and guided Archie to
top spot in the Midget. The Irish were right behind them in the BMW,
only one second again, and the Nairn Brown / Peter Sandground Sprite, similarly topless, maintaining their place near the top.
For those who simply love wet weather
we had put on a navigational rally on the Saturday night round the
roads of east Ayrshire. The BMW crew with the dead alternator had
bought a new battery and charged the existing one to hopefully make
the fifty mile dash before both went flat. The twisty route was not
for the faint hearted with at least one navigator, who will remain
nameless, retching up his tea at the side of the road. Clean
sheeting the event were Andy Murdoch in his Mini Cooper S navigated
by David Noble. As local Kilmarnock and Ayr lads they probably had a
little bit of an edge on the others. The panama's of Johnny Graham and
Brendan Mullan were bringing them luck with only 9 penalties whilst
Mike Gastall kept Donald Browns' MGA Coupe on the right road to take
third spot.
A welcome overnight rest was greeted
by warm sunshine and a beckoning road over to Kames hillclimb for a
series of tests and a chance to drive the track of this popular
venue. Archie Simmonds Midget was leading the event after the
Saturday events with Nairn Browns' Sprite only 22 points behind.
Bryan Mutch had survived the night in his BMW, though I reckon he
was frugal with the headlights.... Still he kept their place into
the tests at Kames.
Four tests at Kames were split by a
run on the track. Once again Archie and Willie extended their lead,
heading to win the Autoclassica Shield, Whilst the Irish
crewed BMW kept their quick times to take the Autoclassica Trophy.
Local crew Andy and David in the Cooper S secured the Autoclassica
Cup, whilst Nairn in the Sebring modified Frogeye had to be content with a class win,
along with Johnny Graham in the Porsche 356, Ian and Peter Ritchie in the Clan Crusader, Jonathan Campbell and Bob Gillespie in the MGB,
and the Morgan of Graham Dalzell with Sandy Rowan. Graham fought with
an always switched on starter motor at Kames, resorting to ripping
out the wiring
from under the dash to cut the circuit. Drastic events call for
drastic action!
Tom and Marianne Dromgoole in their
MGA roadster survived the weather whilst Alan Gibb with the Doretti
blagged his way into the procession of rare cars back at Culzean
Castle.
Apart from an organisational mix-up on
the part of the Culzean Autoclassica team on the Sunday afternoon,
where we were inhibited from running several more programmed tests
in the castle grounds, to the disappointment of competitors and
spectators, the event provided a wide selection of disciplines, and
a chance to visit the "Goodwood" of the North thrown in for free.